Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Joke Day Wednesday

JOKE DAY 

Q) Why did the rain go to the dance with a prune 

A) because there was no dates 
by Poppy

why don't skeletons jump of cliffs 

because they have no guts 
by Bailey


Q) why did the tortoise cross the road 

A) I don't know because it's still walking!
by Tom


Q) Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A) Because she was going to high school!
by Bram

Q) What wobbes when it fly's

A) A jellycoppter
By Tyler

m) why did the moose cross the road: because he was to Hornyyyyyyyyy
by Maddie Millner 

what did the ocean say to the shore a] it waved by james m

Q]what did the big chimly say to the small chimly?
A]arnt you to yang to smoke. By Kade.

what did santa do in has tree garden
HO HO HO  Iziah.

Q). where do fish put there money?
A). A river bank. by Aliyah.

Q).if you drop a white hat into the red sea what does it become?
A).wet       by Zach

Q)Why did the cross-eyed teacher loose her job?
A)Because she couldn't control her pupils!!!!
BY EMMA :)

Q) why did the one handed pirate cross the road?
A) to get to the second hand shop!!!!!!
        By Megan

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. 
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
By Olivia 

Q) A red house is built with red bricks and a blue house is built with blue bricks so what is a green house made with?
A) GLASS
BY DEAN GULLIVER!!!


2 comments:

  1. Great joke everyone those were great jokes

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  2. Great joke everyone those were great jokes

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